Twenty-one-year-old overactive illustrating writer born in Washington and raised equally on either side, frankly struggling to decide what to even write about here. Attended the University of Washington for two years, transferred to Cornish College of the Arts in 2008, in dire need of more hours in the day, as I waste most of them thinking about else I need to be doing. Obsessed to an unhealthy degree with vintage fashion, most especially the 1920s, and a vaudeville whore of many degrees except the one that would matter, actually being in vaudeville. Attempting to see every movie Marlon Brando was ever in not because I'm deep into classic films but because he was really hot. Doing the same thing with Stephen Campbell Moore films and having way more success. Formerly an Irish dancer, unable to shake the itch and so trebles wherever she can and would like to attach herself--or is it myself? I can't remember what point of view I'm using--to a new school.

thegreenjumper.org was created in 2005, the most recent of a handful of former domains, each dedicated to something slightly different. I've been putting together websites for personal use since 1999 and really should be better at it than I am. Maybe I shouldn't have admitted how long I've been working with design. Pretend I just started.

The site's name is derived from an article of clothing significant to a long-standing project, a creative writing game begun in 2004. Jumper in this instance means 'sweater' and not the dress. Or a suicide jumper.

The moongirl in the layout has been used by me in various things since 2003 and was found on Getty Images.